Trump Launches His New "Social Media" Platform And it's Hilarious

[DTRV]

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Obviously those damn Deplorables didn't send him

ENOUGH $$$$$ - watch for more and more appeals for $$$$$ - I’d guess another 200+ million should be about right.

Wow, there are millions of BatShitCrazedLoons among us.

[underpants]

2. I thought he knew someone who knew all about the cyber

[stillcool]

3. he knows only the very, very best...

[Warpy]

4. Why would he want anyone to respond? Remember, he knows everything

It's not like he's particularly interested in what anyone else has to say unless they're in a crowd and being led in cheers about how great he is and always has been.

He's desperate for a megaphone. This isn't going to work, copying this shit to Twitter and FB will just get his cultists banned. It will be too hard for most of them to find, anyway, since it doesn't have a handy dandy symbol on the browser or most other websites.

It's all so unfair, the whole country belonged to him, how dare they try to take it away and give it to that other guy?

[magicguido]

5. From the desk of donald j. trump: