Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/13/21

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Vaccinated People Free To Go Maskless, As "Covid Penis" Concerns Rise

The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can now feel free to resume most normal activity without wearing a mask, while news that Covid-19 may lead to erectile dysfunction is giving men another reason to avoid infection.




Quarantinewhile... Chicago Gambles On Cats To Rid The City Of Rats

Quarantinewhile... In a move that couldn't possibly go wrong, the city of Chicago has placed all its rodent removal hopes on the trustworthiness of 1,000 feral cats.




Congressman Clyde's Capitol Tours!

Come one, come whole mob!

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1. Congressman Clyde's Capitol Tours.

There's a new "conservative idiot of the week" about every hour lately. They're falling over each other to be the stupidest shit in republican hell!
We all thought there would be a comedy vaccuum after Donald Dumpf was unceremoniously booted out of Washington, but who knew there were so many republican dumb shits waiting in the wings? They're comedy gold, but unfortunately too many of them think this is a good thing, and were going to have to pull the plug on these nitwits this November.
So here's to you, Congressman Clyde. What an asshole!

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2. ftr, the feral cats work.

started out as a county project. i got some cats from them, but they didnt stick around.

the program is over 10 yrs old, and has been a big success. they dont rly just cut them loose. they give them to caretakers, and set them up to settle where they are released. they get fed daily, and get care if they need it.