Ted Cruz LITERALLY Ate a Fly on Live TV

[Cattledog]

Link to tweet

[Fullduplexxx]

1. I heard it was photoshopped

[pandr32]

2. Yep--from 2019

[FoxNewsSucks]

3. I saw the twitters on the other threads,

and couldn't believe that was real.

Republiqons are actual demons.

[Ocelot II]

4. I know an old Trumper who swallowed a fly.

I don't know why he swallowed the fly.
Perhaps he'll die.

[Aldemelod]

5. I heard it's real

He ate a fly. It's what he does. Why try to explain it away?

[JohnnyRingo]

6. I ate a stinkbug once.

I was eating a Hostess mini donut at the kitchen sink while talk on the phone. Suddenly, I smelled a stinkbug like it was right on me. I was swatting around, trying to knock it off when I noticed the donut was crunchy. I immediately spit it out in the sink and saw the legs and some of the body.

Trust me, as bad as they stink, it's nothing compared to when they let go in your mouth. Don't ever try it.

[SoCalNative]

7. Was it THIS fly?

[Xipe Totec]

8. Just like Belloq in Raiders of the Lost Arc

[FalloutShelter]

9. Impressive!

When does he start biting heads off live chickens?

Is this how tRump's conversation with Ted went?

[UCmeNdc]

10. Lizard Man!