Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/27/21

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Covid-19 Origin Theories, Commission-Killing Republicans, And Bernie's Ice Cold Demands

The Wuhan Lab theory is back in the media spotlight, but don't look for answers on cable news. Meanwhile in the Senate, Republicans look poised to block the Jan 6th commission and a leak about the outrageous hotel demands of rock star Senator Bernie Sanders lit up social media.




Quarantinewhile... Will We Like Timothée Chalamet's Willy Wonka?

Quarantinewhile... Stephen loves the idea of Timothee Chalamet portraying Willy Wonka, but wonders if anyone cares about the character's life before the chocolate factory.




Muscle Delivery for AR-15 Loving Ted Cruz

When Sen. Ted Cruz defends the AR-15 in a Senate hearing, a deliveryman gives him a box of muscles so he can feel like a big strong man without a gun.




Here Are Some Examples Of Asian Americans!

If you still can't name any after this, you need to look within yourself.

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1. I'm with Bernie

my wife and I love to have our room ice cold when we sleep. Windows open in the dead of winter - and a down duvet.

Nothing wrong with that.

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2. He just likes to pick on Bernie since it gives him a chance to show that iconic photo

And it always elicits a laugh. I don't get it since I'm always cold, I'd be more likely to dress like Bernie overnight, and my small dog doesn't give out all that much heat...

[nuxvomica]

3. The Bernie comfort memo segment had me in stitches