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HE'S INDICTED & IT FEELS SO GOOD -- Founders Sing Parody w/ Weisselberg, Cyrus Vance & Leticia James
When Cyrus Vance and Letitia James indicted Trump’s “loyal footsoldier” Allen WeaselBurger, we all heaved a (mini) sigh of relief. It’s not the Big Enchilada, but certainly a Nice-Sized Taco. Judging by the violent reactions emanating from the Trumpies, we can surmise that they’re all shakin’ in their shoes. Hopefully a heaping helping of facts, documents and witnesses will finally deliver some consequences for their criminal actions!
Here are the lyrics:
He's worked forever for that sleazy guy
He cooked the books and buried all the lies
His son paid no rent
Yeah not one lousy red cent
He covered the tuition where his grandkids went, hey, hey
He's on the hot seat as the pressure mounts
He could do time on a shitload of counts
Been loyal as hell
But once he's locked in that cell
He'll squeak out every secret that he's got to tell, hey, hey
He's indicted, and it feels so good
So delighted 'cause he's just a hood
Yeah he's gonna flip
Jump off of Trump's sinkin' ship
Too many crimes to hide it 'cause he's been indicted, hey, hey
Ivanka, Jared and Don Jr. too
Watch out, cuz we are comin' after you
Your Dad you can't trust
He'll throw you under the bus
You thugs don't stand a chance against the two of us, hey, hey
He's indicted, and it feels so good
So delighted 'cause he's just a hood
Yeah he's gonna flip
Jump off of Trump's sinkin' ship
Too many crimes to hide it 'cause he's been indicted, hey, hey
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Ty!