Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 11/1/21

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Get the shot, folks!

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1. Awww, poor Marshall!

So glad that Stephen added a disclaimer to his monologue.

Still, that opening clip was sheer genius! His writers must have worked on that all weekend.

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2. I was glad he added the disclaimer, too! Yikes!

I'm just hoping that no kids snuck out of bed and saw that! Yet it does address the issue!