Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/29/22

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We know the former president spoke to Kevin McCarthy and Jim Jordan as the January 6th insurrection unfolded, but his missing phone records leave a lot of open questions. Elsewhere in Washington, Republican congressman Madison Cawthorn's allegations of cocaine use and orgies among lawmakers have drawn rebukes from members of his party.




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This Is Who T**** Called During The Capitol Insurrection

This shouldn't come as a shock to anyone.

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1. K&R

Hey there Rhi,

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2. Hi, there, my friend! The late night comedy guys are back this week!

I was hoping you'd notice - and we sure could use them, these days! The news is a little easier to take, coming from them...

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3. Indeed!

I did pick up on that ..yeah I like my news liberally
[ ;-/ ..I know..I know... ] mixed with comedy..

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4. K&R!

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5. Doucy Bag left looking like Putin's agent ... TDFG has burner phone spurs for sure

"cooling his wang in the spinach dip" ... oh, my!

And by the way .... GOP orgies begs the question .... who ELSE was invited? It's a capitol city, it's not like there's not a supply of courtesans and fluffers (a tour bus guide pointed out the hot spots in the Reagan era - made you wonder) ... that was quite a MadCaw reveal .... hope the press doesn't just drop the subject. If the GOP is living Gaetz values in Washington the public needs to know. Frankly I think he's talking out of his hat, but who knows.

Is there a demand for spinach dip? Maybe food stocks will jump today