Kimmel: Ted Cruz Vows to Stop Gun Violence by Abolishing Doors & More Terrible Ideas from Terrible

[TexasTowelie]

Ted Cruz is claiming that America has a door problem instead of a gun problem, the Attorney General in Texas wants to arm teachers, Tucker Carlson did his usual “could it be that” routine in an attempt to connect the shooting to the pandemic, Lindsey Graham still can’t put his finger on why these acts of violence keep happening, Marjorie Taylor Greene won her district primary and rallied her many faithful followers with an inspiring speech, former football star Herschel Walker beamed into “Fox and Friends” to share his well-formed thoughts on how to prevent another shooting, an appeals court ruled that Donald, Ivanka and Don Jr. must sit for depositions as part of an investigation into their family business, Trump is pushing back on Kellyanne Conway’s claim that she told him he lost to Joe Biden in 2020, we are getting more details about what Tannibal Lector was doing during the riot on January 6th, a new edition of This Week in Florida, Kanye is in business with McDonald’s, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

[magicguido]

1. DOORS were the problem!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Jimmy's Tweet regarding last night's show:

Link to tweet

[TexasTowelie]

3. There were thunderstorms moving through the area last night so it is possible that an antenna

went out. I'll refrain from joining any conspiracy theories.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. It was awfully thoughtful of Jimmy to respond...