Lauren Boebert Wants A Biblical Citizenship Test - Christian Nationalism Is HERE

[WhoIsNumberNone]

[rurallib]

1. If there was such a thing, I doubt Boebert, Gaetz, Jordon, Greene et alia

could pass it.

[dchill]

2. So I'm guessing she won't have to take it?

'Cause, you know...

[Traildogbob]

8. Will they

Offer a GED version that you can take up to 3 times, then just get a pass because you are too stupid to pass it?

[dchill]

9. As soon as they figure out how to write a bill.

So, no.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

3. I want Bang Bang Barbie to biblicly die

Shut the fuck up and escort Chaysus already, Lauren.

[marble falls]

4. How's SHE supposed to pass it, especially the spelling section?

[PortTack]

10. Exactly ..the other day she tweets Joe Biden is comprised

Yes honey..we know..he’s comprised of O2, H, N, C, amino acids and a lot of other base building blocks.

Good gawd!

[llashram]

5. when the creator

gives her THE post-life "biblical citizenship test" and she will be escorted to the express down escalator to meet her mentor, again. To hell with the 'leader' from HELL!!!

[magicguido]

6. ALL these dangerous fascist crazies are fundamentalist christian bible thumping freaks

[Mousetoescamper]

7. Which bible translation is Boebert suggesting we use for her test?

King James? New International? Vulgate? Hebrew?

MAGAism, this new aberration of Christendom, has spawned a multitude of biblical illiterates. I'm confident that most atheists, including myself, have more knowledge of scripture than your average MAGA cultist.

[Harker]

11. Is that what they call "speaking in tongues"?

Her fifteen minutes were up a long time ago.

[YoshidaYui]

12. What you gonna do with ME LAUREN BOEBERT??? send me back to CHINA??

YOU could send me to HAWAII, since I am half native, I will be out of your hair there, oh wait, You probably want to kick us off the island and use it for yourself.. BITCH!

Since I am not Christian she will probably throw me to the lions, In your Christian Perfect FASCIST world..

[ancianita]

13. Dear theocratis and Jesusites:

In the spirit of the Establishment Clause, God and his only son Jesus are guiding the hands of FBI and the DOJ, and giving them the courage to finally investigate the Satanic corruption of Trump and his evil followers.

They are showing America the true path of His Righteous Glory.