The Onion's The Onion Voter's Guide to Barack Obama

[Bucky]

I'd post the The Onion Voter's Guide to Mitt Romney, but he's not gonna be relevent in a couple of days from now.

[Bucky]

1. Oh, what the fuck... Romney

[VWolf]

3. "Kobe fucking Bryant" LMAO!! n/t

[jonthebru]

8. The abortion part was

a bit sick. Appropriate for the Onion. The Mormon Religion? part was accurate. But the best was when it got a little personal near the end about the NBA.
Mitt Romney should never be President, he is too close to the Oval Office as a candidate for dog's sake. The guy is a sociopathic megalomaniac.

[juajen]

2. I love The Onion. This is hilarius!

[aptsongs]

4. LoL

I saw the Mitt Romney one, still pretty funny but ur right!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

5. I half expected on the Obama one that the guy was going to hunt down his high school sweetheart,...

.....with a gun.

[bobhuntsman]

6. is that john hodgeman (sp?) on the voiceover??

[jonthebru]

7. What I got:

Fall in love and make it last, everything else is garbage.

And President Barack Obama is half Irish.

[cpwm17]

9. Here's "The Onion's Issue-By-Issue Candidate Guide"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-issuebyissue-candidate-guide,30184/?ref=auto