Once again, it's the world-famous Flathead Beacon police blotter.

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Police Blotter - Flathead County Sheriff's and Kalispell Police Reports

Sun, October 22, 2017: That’s Not a Great Parking Spot, Sir

BY JUSTIN FRANZ // OCT 25, 2017

6:16 a.m. A drunk and belligerent Columbia Falls man parked his truck on the train tracks. The man was advised that was not an ideal parking spot and BNSF Railway was advised not to run any trains until they got the truck off the tracks.
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5 p.m. Two kids were sitting on a bridge and the caller wanted them checked out.
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11:59 p.m. A Polson man called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office four times in one week, including in the middle of the night, to complain that some people allegedly hacked his email and posted what they found on Facebook. These people have also been saying mean things about him on Facebook. The man was informed that since he lived in Polson he should probably call the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, but the caller was adamant that he talked to someone in Flathead County. In the end, local law enforcement officials determined no crime was committed.

Thu, October 19, 2017: A Stylish Poodle

BY JUSTIN FRANZ // OCT 24, 2017

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1:02 p.m. A stylish white poodle with a pink John Deere collar was found in Kalispell.

Thu, October 5, 2017: “What the heck is going on down there?”

BY JUSTIN FRANZ // OCT 11, 2017

8:01 a.m. A Kalispell man was ticked off that people kept stopping on his road to take pictures of the nearby elk herd. The man was reminded that he didn’t own the road and there was nothing he could do to prevent people from enjoying the wonders of nature.
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10:45 a.m. A Canadian called the sheriff’s office and asked, “What the heck is going on down there?” It’s unclear if anyone had an answer to that question.

Mon, September 11, 2017: Weird Guy Down by the Tracks

BY JUSTIN FRANZ // SEP 21, 2017

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12:11 p.m. A Kalispell resident called police because she saw a horse with its tongue sticking out. She was concerned that the animal was dehydrated. Animal control made contact with the owner who said the horse just likes to have its tongue out and that it was missing its teeth.
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9:51 p.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 because there was a really “weird-looking” guy walking around near the train tracks.

[Ptah]

1. Outstanding!

7:49 p.m. A law enforcement officer stopped a car because a passenger had fired a gun out the window. The officer was concerned that they were trying to hunt animals from their car, but the suspect said he was merely shooting signs from the comfort of his own car, which apparently is OK.

[dewsgirl]

2. I thought this was the Onion about a month ago, hilarious.

One of the entries before, Deer has unscheduled meeting with car

[red dog 1]

3. The call about the horse with it's tongue sticking out is hilarious!

Horse owner: "The horse just likes to have it's tongue out & that it was missing it's teeth."

K&R

[Leith]

4. I Just Found It on Google Maps

Kalispell is about 5 miles south of Whitefish, which is famous for Zinke and the goofy nonnegotiable, nonrefundable, non-unpayable contract to restore Puerto Rico's electrical grid.

Weird part of the country. No wonder the unnamed Canadian called to ask what the heck was going on down there.