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Ptah

(33,030 posts) Sat Nov 4, 2017, 10:38 PM Nov 2017

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;