That's no Lady Godiva on that der' Horse

[packman]

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ARRESTED FOR RUI (Riding Under the Influence)

Police in Florida arrested a 53-year-old woman on Thursday afternoon for allegedly riding a horse while drunk.

Donna Byrne appeared confused and smelled strongly of alcohol when Polk County Sheriff’s Office deputies pulled her over on a busy Lakeland road just after 1:30 p.m., according to multiple reports.

She was found to be more than twice the legal breath-alcohol limit for driving


No Florida Man , but it'll have to do

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dui-horse-woman-florida-donna-byrne_us_59fda7d6e4b0baea2631f45b?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

[Glorfindel]

1. Oh, my...the newsman actually said, "operating a horse."

Poor Donna. Poor horse. Thank goodness nothing really bad came of it.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

4. Yes, thankfully... hope she gets the help she needs.

[democratisphere]

2. Defense: The horse was driving and the horse wasn't drunk. The horse was the designated driver.

Donna Byrne was just a passenger.
Case closed!

[Sanity Claws]

3. I'll bet she has no teeth

At least not on the right side of her mouth.
My guess is that she is very poor. Whether alcohol abuse caused the poverty or the other way around is unknown to us.

[Orrex]

5. I hope that her condition is stable

[NNadir]

6. Yeah, we wouldn't want to saddle her with more charges.

[packman]

7. OOOHHHH - That's terrible

It might cause me nightMARES

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Are you trying to stirrup trouble again? That seems to be your mane goal.

We won't be foaled again.

[NNadir]

9. Just trying to spur on a bit more interest, but I seem to have harnessed some neigh votes for my...

efforts and stalled.

I'm not really jockeying for attention here, so I'll try to reign in my comments and take a different tack in stride lest I unbridle some sensibilities here. I probably should trot somewhere else.