How to freak out your dog.

[Baitball Blogger]

1) Grab his or her ear.
2) Give it a tug, then,
3) quickly fist up your hand and bring it to your mouth and pretend you're eating something.

You may have to do it a few times, but the dog may begin to wonder if you've turned into a carnivore. Expect some hostile behavior.

Hugs, kisses and treats generally return the dog to his or her previous disposition.

[Leith]

1. I Don't Tease Animals Except in a Way the Animal Enjoys

For example, the only way I teased my cats was to put my hand palm down in front of him, tuck in the ring finger and pinkie and move my index and middle fingers like the hand is walking toward the cat. They will get instant crazy eyes with a gentle and playful "attack" to protect himself. A good time is had by all.

This is also acceptable:

[Baitball Blogger]

3. After the first time she knew it was a game.

She is fine with it.

[Leith]

10. I Thought So

Have you ever gently nommed on his ears with your lips covering your teeth so you don't accidentally hurt him? You have to say "nom nom" as best you can while doing it (quietly, too, because you are right outside their sensitive ears). Your pet will enjoy the silliness (they have a great sense of humor).

[Baitball Blogger]

11. I might try that. After one of her bathtimes.

Love my dogs, but they can find the raunchiest things on our dog walks.

[Codeine]

6. Best gif EVAH! nt

[demmiblue]

2. Um, no.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. She loves to play. Keep away is her favorite game.

When she wants my attention, she grabs one of my socks and dares me to take it from her. It's all about the attention.

[Leith]

12. There Is a Store Near Me That Has a Resident Yorkie

I was playing tug-of-war with him with one of his toys once. Yes, I was down on the floor. Of course, I let him pull the toy out of my hand and I made a big show of trying and failing to catch him to get it back. He strutted happily away with his toy and the joy of victory. Fun times.

[Baitball Blogger]

14. My husband loves to run with them from room to room.

The little one gets very defensive and tries to stop the big one from chasing him. Really amazing how the little one is the alpha.

[Codeine]

4. In other news, local man gets face bitten off.

Witnesses report the victim was "mercilessly fucking with" the animal, who eventually "had enough of his shit" and "went postal on his ass."

Film at 11.

[Baitball Blogger]

7. You have one heck of an imagination.

We are both in playful mode. Just because a dog barks during playtime doesn't mean she's going to attack.

[Codeine]

8. I'm just messin.

Most doggies are a tolerant lot to put up with us naked apes at all.

[Baitball Blogger]

9. They really do love playtime. My dogs make me laugh with the silly things they

do. Can't imagine being without them.

[GeorgeGist]

13. Wrong.