If gravity is real, than why doesn't the ocean go to the south hemisphere?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

If gravity is real, than why doesn't the ocean go to the south hemisphere?

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As Bill O'Reilly surely wants to add, "no one can explain that."

Another:

Electricity consumption in Europe in 1507

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[dchill]

1. How did stupidity get so big?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. Restaurant Order Preferences in Africa

Restaurant Order Preferences in Africa

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[Cicada]

2. It is afraid it will fall off the planet

[Sneederbunk]

3. How did all that salt get in the water to begin with?

[guillaumeb]

6. The result of billions of babies crying. eom

[Yonnie3]

5. Spurious correlations are fun too

The number of beers consumed in Toronto is directly proportional the the number of babies born. So if you want a baby, drink lots of beer.

[guillaumeb]

7. If we had a big beautiful wall, paid for by Mexico,

we could keep our special freedom water here.

[Motley13]

8. I don't recall the moron asking that question

I do remember him saying he didn't know there were so many countries,

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. The older I get, the more I know gravity is real.

[RainCaster]

10. If toilets in the southern hemisphere go backwards,

Do they get our poop?