Over the top or down the wall?

[Thor_MN]

TP, of course. There is a correct answer.

[True Dough]

1. Bidet, all the way

Or this, as an alternative...

[Beartracks]

4. A toilet for dogs!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Depends on whether you have cats.

[Marie Marie]

3. Down the wall.

[unblock]

5. What about vertical?

[Ptah]

7. Left or right?

[3catwoman3]

6. As long as there is some, I ...

...don't care which way it's placed.

[FSogol]

8. I'll take "1st world problems" for $200, Alex.

[Ohiya]

9. If you have children or pets I'd say, it's down the wall...

...other wise it doesn't matter.

What does matter is toilet seat down and lid closed before flushing unless you want toilet germs all over your bathroom!..

And as Rocky the Flying squirrel often said to Bullwinkle,

"Thank you, Mister Know it All!"