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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts) Tue Dec 5, 2017, 08:31 PM Dec 2017

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My Doc: You should cut back on your drinking! Me: What drinking? Doc: Alcohol. Me: Why?

Doc: You’re developing a fatty liver. Me: Not gonna happen. I’ve lived fifty years longer than I, or anyone else thought I would. Doc: It’s your funeral. Me: Cremation! Doc: Jesus! See you in six months!

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My Doc: You should cut back on your drinking! Me: What drinking? Doc: Alcohol. Me: Why? (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 OP

Well hes giving you six months so thats something to celebrate unblock Dec 2017 #1

If nothing else hes an optimist! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #3

Fatty liver, give it some excercise. Historic NY Dec 2017 #2

My plan! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #4

Jesus is coming back in six months? Generic Brad Dec 2017 #5

unblock

(52,273 posts)

1. Well hes giving you six months so thats something to celebrate

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 08:35 PM

Dec 2017

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

3. If nothing else hes an optimist! 😏

Reply to unblock (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 09:15 PM

Dec 2017

Historic NY

(37,452 posts)

2. Fatty liver, give it some excercise.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 08:43 PM

Dec 2017

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

4. My plan! 😏

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 09:15 PM

Dec 2017

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

5. Jesus is coming back in six months?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 12:09 AM

Dec 2017

Your doctor is a prophet!

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