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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI am ruined, destitute, bankrupt. I put all my money into a mistletoe growing operation.
Bad fucking timing.
spooky3
(34,458 posts)IOKIYAR.
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)True Dough
(17,305 posts)I won't be pledging to your GoFundMe campaign!
^^ And don't read anything into that wink!
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)That's what we're being taught by those that are supposed to be leading our party.
delisen
(6,044 posts)All this people-touching stuff is soon to be passe.
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)it springs a leak.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,549 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)female. Maneuvering them to stand under the M'toe, thrusting your pelvis at them, forcing your tongue deep into her mouth -- well, those days over. Maybe you can reverse the tradition and save your investment. Let the women select the men, the men have to submit, let the women maneuver the men under the m'toe, thrust ..., drive their tongues ..., etc. No, it won't work. No self-respecting man will submit to that -- to be selected by random women and not be able to refuse.
Looks like you are ruined.
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)lastlib
(23,247 posts)I guess you can kiss your future fortune goodbye.......
(BTW, I had an ex-girlfriend who complained about my bad f*cking timing--that's why she's an EX-girlfriend! )