'I've had sex with 15 ghosts and won't go back to men'

[sl8]

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Casper's gettin just a mite too friendly, methinks.
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From http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/ive-sex-15-ghosts-wont-14010250

'I've had sex with 15 ghosts and won't go back to men'

ByVicki Newman,Celebrity And TV Reporter & Katy Hallam
09:11, 8 DEC 2017 UPDATED 09:45, 9 DEC 2017

A woman has claimed sex with ghosts is so good she has ditched relationships with men.

Amethyst Realm appeared on today's This Morning to tell the world she left her fiancé after he caught her having an affair with a spirit.

The woman left viewers baffled as she claimed to have had sex with 15 different ghost lovers.

She also believes she can fall pregnant by having sex with ghosts.

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More at link.

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. Maybe thats how Mary got impregnated...by a spirit.

da dump dump

[Cattledog]

2. "Good excuse if your hubby catches you screwing another man..."no darling, it's a ghost!!""

Best comment in the article!

[sl8]

3. Ha! Missed that one. n/t

[raccoon]

4. Just when you think people couldn't get any nuttier, they never fail to come through. In T

[Iggo]

13. Same old life-after-death bullshit.

At least she won't be burned for being a witch.

[safeinOhio]

5. No problem here...

I'm old, tired and sterile..

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Who you gonna call?

[left-of-center2012]

7. Incubus and succubus

"An incubus is a Lilin-demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleeping women in order to engage in sexual activity with them.
Its female counterpart is a succubus.
Salacious tales of incubi and succubi have been told for many centuries in traditional societies."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus

[NightWatcher]

8. I don't know what the hell shes talking about. I just cut a hole in this sheet...

[Yavin4]

9. Well, that explains this lyric

"Casper the friendly ghost.
The friendliest ghost you know."

[Demoiselle]

10. Well at least her labor will probably be pretty easy.

[janx]

11. Why not? n/t

[sl8]

12. Who's to say? One thing is clear, the lady certainly likes her multiple phantasms. n/t

[alarimer]

14. Who can blame her?

Ghosts never leave towels on the floor. They never argue. They're never tired. Presumably, at least. I've never known any ghosts.