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** DU NEW RULES ** gets out her staple gun and post sign by DU Billards Table.... (Original Post)
LynneSin
Apr 2012
OP
I've got a hot wife. There's nothing I can do about it. Um, no complaints mind you.
HopeHoops
Apr 2012
#7
Yeah, and don't fuck with her. She can kick the crap out of anyone on a pool table.
HopeHoops
Apr 2012
#11
She likes it. And yeah, she's hot. She's 48 and hot. She's a 3rd degree black belt and hot.
HopeHoops
Apr 2012
#17
rug
(82,333 posts)1. My balls need at least 10 minutes after time finish.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)2. You need me to fresh your table lights
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)21. Balls must be return in 5. That makes the rule.
Also, putting balls in a sack is preferred when to return.
rug
(82,333 posts)22. Screw it. I'll pay the siurcharge.
But bot for the ball sack. I'll bring my own.
Rhiannon12866
(205,405 posts)3. But I don't have even one corporation...
Can I still play?
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)9. Consider your table lights freshed
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)4. My balls and que don't know the meaning of "finish" - they work 24x7.
rug
(82,333 posts)6. You're either lying or typing from a grave.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)7. I've got a hot wife. There's nothing I can do about it. Um, no complaints mind you.
rug
(82,333 posts)10. Wife? This is about billiards.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)11. Yeah, and don't fuck with her. She can kick the crap out of anyone on a pool table.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)12. She from Perry County?
Just saying!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)13. Fuck no - Clarion.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)14. well maybe she's ok looking
Everyone knows the hot women were from Perry County
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)15. She's beautiful. And she can kick the shit out of anyone. Good chick.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)16. she should kick the shit out of you for calling her a chick
just saying!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)17. She likes it. And yeah, she's hot. She's 48 and hot. She's a 3rd degree black belt and hot.
I scored.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)18. she likes kicking the shit out of you
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)19. Only on weekends or when she's practicing karate.
rug
(82,333 posts)20. Not as much as he does.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,627 posts)5. ROFL!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)8. Okay - pool game is on. Although it will require a comprimise since we're 3,502 miles away.
Pool Hall Ace
(5,849 posts)23. This is why I have my own pool table.