Not dead yet, damn.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

I check everyday whenever I leave the house and come back just to see if he's dead.

Have another fried thigh of chicken you bastard.

[Irish_Dem]

1. They had his eulogy yesterday, just waiting for the burial. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Add a few Big Macs, two scoops of ice cream,

and some beautiful chocolate cake; some golf outings that do not involve any form of exercise, and repeated fits of rage. Clarence Darrow once said something about having read certain obituaries with great pleasure. I'd clip and frame that one.

[Va Lefty]

3. Reminds me of the joke about the man who bought the newspaper every day

He would glance at it and throw it away. Finally after a couple of weeks of this, the paperboy asked him why he would buy a paper every day only to glance at it and throw it away. The man replied that he was looking for an obituary. Paperboy said "Sir, the obituaries are on page 13." The man replied "The Son of a Bitch I'm looking for will be on the front page!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. LOL! And I will happily frame *that* front page.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

8. That's kinda my inspiration...

It started w/ bush and just is ramped up to extremes now.

[irisblue]

5. I'm saving a few jars for that day.

I'll need them later when I visit.

[MFM008]

6. Everytime

I see a bunch of breaking news on my phone
I think...please be dead....please be dead.......

[Orrex]

7. I dream each night of his humiliating, painful death

And I wake each morning disappointed.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

9. It's going to happen though...

I'm going to keep an optimistic expectation that it happens to him before me.

That and waiting for the Detroit Lions to win a Super Bowl will give me the fortitude to carry on.

[jpak]

10. That's not a nice thing to say about Santa