It's a sad day.

[zanana1]

My cat got wise to the red dot today. I knew it had to happen sometime, but when it happened I became inconsolable. What will we play with for two hours every morning? How can I look into his accusing eyes and tell him it was all for fun? Will he start pooping on the floor for vengeance?
He just turned his back on me and walked away, tail drooping and head down. What will become of our relationship?
During his four years on this earth, we've played every game imaginable. I need help! What will we play now? What will we ever play?

[enough]

1. He will forget. NT

[Laffy Kat]

2. Yes, in about ten minutes. nt

[zanana1]

3. When I don't play with him...

He's part Siamese and he has a yowl that could curdle milk. I'll be hearing that on and off today. Wish me luck.

[FakeNoose]

4. Maybe this will cheer you up

[sakabatou]

5. There's always the moving hill

Have something under a blanket that creates a small hill under a blanket. Works on my cat. Also, just simple yarn.