What's the difference between Donald Trump and ______?

[red dog 1]

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a peacock?

One is a ridiculous vain creature that struts around all day, squawking loudly, while the other is a type of fowl.

[hopeforchange2008]

1. One is fowl, and one is foul.

[red dog 1]

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[gratuitous]

2. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a canoe?

You're sad if your canoe sinks to the bottom of the lake.

[red dog 1]

3. What's the difference between a Republican and a canoe?

A canoe tips

[lame54]

5. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Painful Puss Filled Boil?...

Seriously, what's the difference - I can't figure it out

[MrScorpio]

6. Whats the difference between the current occupant of the Oval Office and a porcupine?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

[red dog 1]

7. What's the difference between Donald Trump and an ape with a dog-like muzzle?

One is a baboon while the other is a buffoon.

[red dog 1]

8. What do Turkey Vultures and Donald Trump share in common?

They both have bald heads and stuff their faces with red meat.

[red dog 1]

9. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler?

Hitler wasn't bald and he wasn't dumb as a doorknob.

[GeorgeGist]

10. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pile of shit?

Trump is orange.

[sarge43]

11. What's the difference between Donald Trump and the Hindenburg?

One is a Nazi gas bag and the other is a ill fated airship.

[red dog 1]

13. Excellent!

[RazzleCat]

12. What the difference between Donald Trump and ?

Insert anything, and it would read. X has some redeeming feature.