Finally! An explanation for that pile of shit on Cheeto's head - from IVANKA

[fleur-de-lisa]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/01/michael-wolff-fire-and-fury-book-donald-trump.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s3&utm_campaign=sharebutton-t

Excerpt from Michael Wolff article "Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President"

"She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his comb-over to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color."

[louis-t]

1. "impatience"?

You leave the stuff on for 5 minutes!

[ollie10]

2. That's about 4 minutes longer than Trump's attention span

[Bleacher Creature]

3. I just googled "scalp reduction surgery" and found this.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_us_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a

Everything about this article gags me.

[rurallib]

6. methinks they forgot to restore blood flow to the head.

[frogmarch]

4. article snip

Strenuous activity is prohibited for about two weeks which made Donald’s rape of his wife, Ivana, troubling in light of the complications it might have caused his scalp reduction healing process.

Apparently the post-surgery instructions failed to say "No raping anyone for two weeks."

OOPS, I meant this post as a reply to Bleacher Creature's post.

[red dog 1]

5. Trump takes Propecia for hair-growth

Side effects include:

- Impotence, loss of interest in sex, or trouble having an organism
- Abnormal ejaculation
- Swelling in hands or feet
- Swelling or tenderness in breasts
- Dizziness or weakness
- Feeling like you might pass out
- Headache
- Runny nose
(Remember his runny nose during debates with Hillary?.He denied he had a runny nose and blamed his "sniffles" sounds on a faulty microphone...What a fricking liar!)


K&R!