Your face would scare a hungry dog off a meat wagon.

[LuckyCharms]

Insults.

Post 'em.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He's as ugly as an armful of assholes.

He's so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.

Those are the only halfway colorful ones that come to me right now...

[lunatica]

21. LOL!

The piss in a boot one is hysterical!

[eppur_se_muova]

30. Often attributed to LBJ. nt

[LuckyCharms]

3. He's uglier than an opened can of fuck.

[lapfog_1]

4. Anyone can have bad breath

but yours can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

( credit to George Carlin )

[Docreed2003]

5. ....

Your face is uglier than homemade soap! (My grandmother taught me that one!)

[lapfog_1]

6. You would lose your head if it wasn't stuffed up your ass.

[Aristus]

7. Mine is more of a threat. (And it's original...)

You do that again, and I will drop you off a building so tall, you'll be able to spend the rest of your natural life on the way down...

[Lucinda]

29. LOL

[LuckyCharms]

8. You look like a before picture.

[Docreed2003]

9. One more...

I still lol at how wrong this one is from last week’s #yomemo jokes

“Yo memo so lazy, it could pass for Sarah Huckaby Sander’s left Eye”

[LuckyCharms]

10. You're as sharp as a pillow.

[MFM008]

11. Growing older

Is like checking my phone for news.
There are going to be daily
developments I don't like.....

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. appealing

You're like ten miles of dirt road in a heavy rain.

[Binkie The Clown]

13. I saw the title and thought you must have seen a picture of me!

[TheMastersNemesis]

14. You Are Such A Prick If I Had 6 Months To Live I'd Rather Spend It With You.

[Bigredhunk]

15. -

Your momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

[DFW]

16. What, haven't we had enough of these?

Oh.

I thought this was another Sarah Huckabee Sanders thread.

Sorry for the confusion.

[Wounded Bear]

17. You must have fell out of the ugly tree...

and hit every branch on the way down.

[LuckyCharms]

18. You sold your car for gas money.

[Rollo]

19. You'll be lucky to live this long...

.. best spoken to a younger individual who has just made a wise crack about your age...

[trueblue2007]

20. My nephews when they were little ......... "Tony," You smell like your Bottom !!!!!!!

[lunatica]

22. You're a blivit

10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.

[MiltonBrown]

23. She's so ugly that if she dropped her handkerchief at a Boy Scout meeting...

she'd have to pick it up herself.' -Granny from Beverly Hillbillies about rival Elverna Bradshaw's daughter.

[Leith]

24. This Is One I Actually Heard

Your mouth isn't big until you open it.

It was said about a girl whose closed mouth was very small, but she had a surprisingly big smile.

[Ohiya]

25. Yo mama so fat...

she was baptized at Sea World!

[doc03]

26. I thought this was a Kellyanne Conway thread nt

[BarbaRosa]

27. From Klinger (MASH)

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."

[kimbutgar]

28. You put the ugg in ugly

[Ohiogal]

31. Her face is so wrinkled

It would hold a three day rain.

[rateyes]

33. When Trump was born the Dr. took one look

at his face and one at his ass and thought he had delivered twins!

[longship]

34. Drumpf has a mind untroubled by thought.

How's that one?

[rurallib]

35. He's an order of fries short of a Happy Meal.

[edbermac]

36. Two famed insults.

The extremely witty and much-loved British Prime Minister Winston Churchill tops the list with his verbal spat with Lady Astor. The conservative dame forever admonished Churchill for his cigars and alcohol habits, and Churchill was not one to take the insults lying down.
Of their famous squabbles, the most memorable is when Astor commented, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.” Churchill’s riposte? “Madame, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

When unconcerned with being diplomatically correct, politicians spew the best insults of all time. Such was the case between the 18th century political rivals, John Montagu and John Wilkes.
During one of their verbal sparring matches, Montagu spat at Wilkes and said, “Upon my soul, Wilkes, I don’t know whether you’ll die upon the gallows, or of syphilis.” Wilkes retorted, “That will depend, my Lord, on whether I embrace your principles, or your mistress.”

[fNord]

37. I wouldnt fuck you with tRumps dick.....n/t

[Sentath]

38. What is wrong with your brain?

Well, I suppose if you had a spare one it would be lonely.