So they say we have the flu and my 13 year old comedian

[TEB]

This walk in clinic the one son and I hit. They swabbed us and we have crud. So we’re at pharmacy getting is it called tamiflu. Now we we’re sitting waiting on prescriptions. And now our other son is hollering from the aisle dad do you want me to get covefe for you and bro. Both boys their thirteen and the reason he was saying this was a dude with a red ball cap was sitting waiting as well MAGA on it. So his brother starts laughing I cannot keep straight face. Then we hear do you guys want the stupid covefe or the really bigly stupid covefe. I replied surprise us ok son shine. Then we hear dad the warning says constant use of covefe may make you think you know good and big words.

[nolabear]

1. Yo raised 'em right, Papa.

[Doodley]

2. Funny, but went straight over the head of the Repug.

[RandomAccess]

11. Probably didn't have a clue what the allusion referenced

[AJT]

3. He's got a great sense of humor, a true sign of being a "lefty".

You must be so proud.

[n2doc]

4. Anyone wearing one of those stupid hats deserves to be mocked n/t

[Ohiogal]

5. I'm surprised the Repug didn't get up in your face

and call you insulting names! Around here they are quite bold!

Hope you guys feel better soon! Give ol Boog a big hug for me, too!

[cyclonefence]

6. Those boys are going to get you punched in the nose if you don't watch out

but until that happens--send them out my way!

[Lotusflower70]

7. Omg!

That's hilarious. You did good as parents. Sorry you have the crud. Sounds like my son. He is so funny and sarcastic, just like his mom. Sometimes when flicking through the channels, fox news pops up. And he will start commenting on their stuff and how the zombie death cult is spewing forth on about the deficit or the debt without any basis in reality. He will rant using a funny voice. They don't care about the deficit or the debt, they don't know anything about it. My favorite is when they use religion or rather distort religion. He is like mom, they are fake. They share a brain. He is like no their brains froze or leaked out. They say something about how they are promoting job growth and the economy and he is like hello anyone out there. Wake up, their data is crap and an insult to intelligence. They are hoarding the wealth. And talking about health care, he is like you must think we are stupid. When the tax scam was on, he was like, you people need Jesus. He wrote an assessment of the Trump administration for college, it was brilliant.

[genxlib]

8. I generally disdain the overuse of LOL

But that one really did make me laugh audibly.

My daughter can be pretty funny sometimes and I swear I am sometimes prouder of that than I am of any academic achievement.

Cheers to your boys.

[kimbutgar]

9. Kids get it Twitler is an idiot

I work in elementary school and the Twitler name is an insult and they tease each other using his name.

Kudos to your kids!

[StrictlyRockers]

10. You can't be more covfefe than me. I am the most covfefe.

Link to tweet

Who is the covfefe king? That's right. It's Strictly.

[Rollo]

12. That and $20 will get you a cup of covfefe at...

Starfucks...

[ploppy]

13. LMAO

[Roy Rolling]

14. Heartening to hear...

Younger people get it, it's mostly old people my age who don't. And God ain't making any more old people. . .

[Generic Brad]

15. Hope you're all feeling better

Glad to hear you are all in good humor, despite having the flu.

[Granny M]

16. A get-well heart for you and the family.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so you're on your way.

[joanbarnes]

17. So if you all are really ill, TEB, you are well on your way to good health via Dr. Sense of Humor!

...or irony? Anyway, best wishes to all. Good share, we all feel better already.

[Hekate]

18. I love it. All of ya get well soon!

[TeamPooka]

19. The kid is a rock star. All get well soon.

[C Moon]

20. Awesome! :D

[ancianita]

21. And it's on camera. nt

[OriginalGeek]

22. TEB, my friend

If we ever happen upon one another in real life I'd like to buy you all a beer or a milkshake as is appropriate. Y'all sound fun.

And I hope all your flu gets better asap!

[TxDemChem]

23. Lol oh my goodness

That just made my day! Your son is a hoot. We’ll have to steal that and do it with our daughter.

[d_r]

24. Ask him

If they have any of the good stuff imported from Russia

[HipChick]

25. Trying not to get the flu here....you raised your sons very well sir..

[blueinredohio]

26. How nice having fun while feeling bad. Get well soon.

[StrictlyRockers]

27. Covfefe perfume

Link to tweet

[Cracklin Charlie]

28. I think I like that boy.