2:35 p.m. A Kalispell dog was accused of plotting to murder local chickens.

[Ptah]

....

5:27 p.m. A couple visitors from Oregon were sleeping in their car.

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8:57 p.m. A Kalispell man called police to let them know that if they got any noise complaints from his address that everything was cool.




http://flatheadbeacon.com/2018/02/22/vanilla-ice-spotted-kalispell/

[Yonnie3]

1. A late friend of mine loved these reports.

In fact his first full time newspaper gig was covering local crime. The police blotter beat. Thanks for sharing this one.

He moved on to bigger and better reporting and was doing energy reporting in the end. He never stopped posting items from blotters and other WTF items. WTF items were not in short supply after the last general election. He kept complaining that he just couldn't keep up. In the end that was true.

[shenmue]

2. WHAT THE ACTUAL

[Ptah]

3. Must be an indicted co-conspirator somewhere.