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Kohler Numi.
A toilet.
Internet connected.
Built-in speakers.
Responds to voice commands.
Docreed2003
(16,869 posts)That has the built in bidet wand!
Ohiogal
(32,036 posts)To the internet????
Kaleva
(36,327 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)JDC
(10,130 posts)H2O temperature control, no touch anything. Motion detected lighting.
Somehow my wife/kids got into a discussion about these toilets a month or so ago. Went online and checked them out. We all agreed if we had the $, we'd be ok with having one. We don't, so we won't be ordering one anytime soon. All our toilets have the soft close seats though. That's as high end as we go....
csziggy
(34,136 posts)My husband loves it - when he leaves the seat up, I can no longer SLAM it down. Since that usually happens in the middle of the night, he now gets more sleep.
But I fall into the bowl once more, his ass will be toast. Last time it took three weeks for my back to recover.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Why would I want Internet connection in a place I spend less than a minute in? Makes no sense to me.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)just look for the guy with the gun in his mouth, because lead is high in fiber.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)There's no fiber in lead.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)It was an obscure reference from a stand up bit by the late John Pinnette
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!
cloudbase
(5,524 posts)don't tell the defense department.
AJT
(5,240 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,806 posts)I feel so deprived now....
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)You should see the promotional website for it...
http://www.kohler.com/numi/#
Because as we all know, the only way you can get a truly hot girlfriend is to have a $7500 toilet installed in the glass-walled living room of your ultra-modern $20 million custom mansion. Which leads to another problem: if you are capable of owning a $20 million custom mansion with a $7500 toilet in the glass-walled living room, wouldn't you also have a platoon of paparazzi stationed on the next hill waiting for your truly hot girlfriend to use said object?
I don't know...if I had an ultra-modern $20 million custom mansion I'd have a Russian bathroom in it. In a Russian bathroom, there's a little room with just the toilet in it, a larger room for the sink and mirror, and another room for the bathtub.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,469 posts)GeorgeHayduke
(1,227 posts)Who spec those. Toilets are not at all what we do, but sometimes we'll wrap that spec into our project scope and sub it out, but those things seem to be suddenly really popular lately.
And, no, I've never used one.
FSogol
(45,514 posts)I'm not sure I follow *toot sweet*. Is that an aprpopos flatulence thing??
FSogol
(45,514 posts)It's in the dictionary. Of course, toot did seem appro.
hunter
(38,322 posts)Put it down, plug it in, and go anywhere.
raven mad
(4,940 posts)All I want is a heater!