Businesses and financial institutions must be forced to accommodate people like me who

[rzemanfl]

are over seventy and suffer from David Dennison Dementia. I forgot to sign the charge slip? Get a chip reader you cheapskate! My check isn't signed and you want a late charge? Forget it, I have a disability! If I wrote all those words and numbers on the check, don't you think I meant to pay you? My account's overdrawn? Shit, I planned to endorse that before I deposited it at the ATM.

This is a national crisis and is striking everywhere. Even fake billionaires get it. While the drug companies work on a thousand dollar a pill cure, cut us some slack.

[njhoneybadger]

1. I'm surprised he didn't use David Duke

[rzemanfl]

3. That's an altogether different kind of senility, Duke's Dementia.

You put mayonnaise on both slices of bread but forget to put anything between them.

[unblock]

4. white bread! gotta be white bread!

[rzemanfl]

5. It comes in other colors? n/t

[cyclonefence]

2. Covered by ADA?