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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Mon Mar 26, 2018, 06:55 PM Mar 2018

If you got off by being spanked with a magazine, which one would it be?

I don't, not that there's anything wrong with that, but if I did it'd probably be High Times.

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If you got off by being spanked with a magazine, which one would it be? (Original Post) NightWatcher Mar 2018 OP

HGTV DUgosh Mar 2018 #1

I can't read with my ass HopeAgain Mar 2018 #2

Guitar Player Magazine Lint Head Mar 2018 #3

Downbeat, because the name fits. Hot Rod if I was forty years younger. n/t rzemanfl Mar 2018 #4

MAD magazine lapfog_1 Mar 2018 #5

"Cracked" left-of-center2012 Mar 2018 #6

AR-15 Major Nikon Mar 2018 #7

Zap Comix 7wo7rees Mar 2018 #8

Tiger Beat mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2018 #9

Reminds me of a joke... NightWatcher Mar 2018 #11

Oprah's magazine milestogo Mar 2018 #10

SPY Skittles Mar 2018 #12

Sky and Telescope, of course! Trailrider1951 Mar 2018 #13

The November 1987 issue of Penthouse taterguy Mar 2018 #14

The Old Farmer's Almanac. Dave Starsky Mar 2018 #15

DUgosh

(3,058 posts)

1. HGTV

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 06:56 PM

Mar 2018

For my bad taste

HopeAgain

(4,407 posts)

2. I can't read with my ass

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 07:01 PM

Mar 2018

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

3. Guitar Player Magazine

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 07:07 PM

Mar 2018

rzemanfl

(29,570 posts)

4. Downbeat, because the name fits. Hot Rod if I was forty years younger. n/t

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 07:20 PM

Mar 2018

lapfog_1

(29,227 posts)

5. MAD magazine

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 07:50 PM

Mar 2018

because "What? Me Worry?"

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

6. "Cracked"

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 09:07 PM

Mar 2018

For my butt?

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

7. AR-15

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 09:29 PM

Mar 2018

7wo7rees

(5,128 posts)

8. Zap Comix

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 09:41 PM

Mar 2018

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,621 posts)

9. Tiger Beat

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 09:45 PM

Mar 2018

If you're going to be kinky, why not go all the way?

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

11. Reminds me of a joke...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:19 PM

Mar 2018

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.

milestogo

(16,829 posts)

10. Oprah's magazine

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:08 PM

Mar 2018

because it would make me rich.

Skittles

(153,202 posts)

12. SPY

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Mon Mar 26, 2018, 10:51 PM

Mar 2018

Trailrider1951

(3,415 posts)

13. Sky and Telescope, of course!

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Tue Mar 27, 2018, 12:10 AM

Mar 2018

Got to get those 'scopes back together and ready for the grandkids for this summer's clear skies! (Need motivation!)

6" f/10 Newtonian

10" f/5 Dob

2.5" reflector

What's not to like?

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

14. The November 1987 issue of Penthouse

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Tue Mar 27, 2018, 10:22 AM

Mar 2018

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)

15. The Old Farmer's Almanac.

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Tue Mar 27, 2018, 11:02 AM

Mar 2018

My nipples are stiffening just thinking about it.

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