Inspirational Quote #1

[LuckyCharms]

"If at first you don't succeed, don't even bother trying again, because everyone will view you as a pathetic loser forever based on your first failure".

[longship]

1. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

There ya go!

[Ohiya]

3. Can you lead a whore to culture?

[longship]

4. ...But you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker!!!

When asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence, she said, "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

[Ohiya]

6. That's it!

I knew there was more!

[Lucky Luciano]

2. The best inspirational quote Ive ever seen:

[malthaussen]

5. What doesn't kill you...

... gives you a really painful, permanent injury.

-- Mal

[mahatmakanejeeves]

7. Demotivational posters

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS785US785&biw=1600&bih=720&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=VY3CWu7vIcmK0wK7iYmABg&q=demotivational+posters

[Nac Mac Feegle]

8. For the mother lode

https://despair.com/