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Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts) Tue Apr 3, 2018, 03:52 PM Apr 2018

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What a great news day!

Not only is there a substantial sum of money on deposit in my name with the Central Bank of Africa, but it seems that not only are lovely brides from Russia anxiously waiting to meet me, but Brazilian beauties are lining up to date me as well.

Boy, some days I just more good news than I can safely handle at my age!

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What a great news day! (Original Post) Binkie The Clown Apr 2018 OP

Use your African money to get some Russian brides......win-win Angry Dragon Apr 2018 #1

Listen to Angry Dragon, Binkie, he knows what hes talkin about...enjoy!! nt Leghorn21 Apr 2018 #2

Not to worry Cirque du So-What Apr 2018 #3

Hint: Don't tell any of them they remind you of your daughter. They won't care. dameatball Apr 2018 #4

Not to rain on your parade, but TheCowsCameHome Apr 2018 #5

You must not have gotten the call from the "IRS"! Ohiya Apr 2018 #6

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

1. Use your African money to get some Russian brides......win-win

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2018, 03:54 PM

Apr 2018

Leghorn21

(13,524 posts)

2. Listen to Angry Dragon, Binkie, he knows what hes talkin about...enjoy!! nt

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2018, 03:57 PM

Apr 2018

Cirque du So-What

(25,939 posts)

3. Not to worry

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2018, 03:57 PM

Apr 2018

Thanks to the mitaculous internet, you can find plenty of products that will...ummm...augment your performance.

dameatball

(7,398 posts)

4. Hint: Don't tell any of them they remind you of your daughter. They won't care.

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2018, 04:13 PM

Apr 2018

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

5. Not to rain on your parade, but

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2018, 04:19 PM

Apr 2018

Trump is still precedent.

Sorry.

Ohiya

(2,232 posts)

6. You must not have gotten the call from the "IRS"!

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Tue Apr 3, 2018, 10:48 PM

Apr 2018

Or the "Windows" people today!

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