Police say woman broke into home, stripped naked, ate some Cheetos in the bathtub

[Siwsan]

By far, my favorite news story of the day!!

In a bizarre affidavit, police in Louisiana report a woman was arrested after she was found taking a bath while eating Cheetos in a stranger's home.

The Monroe Police Department reports that 29-year-old Evelyn Washington has been arrested and charged with burglary and property damage. In the affidavit, the homeowner claims Washington told her that an unknown man told her to break into the house when confronted.

A responding officer wrote in the report that they discovered a bathtub "full of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the bathtub."

The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports Washington was taken to the Ouachita Correctional Center, and remained in jail as of Wednesday, April 18. Police believe the 29-year-old gained entry to the stranger's home using a "tall ice chest" placed beneath a broken window.

http://www.mlive.com/news/us-world/index.ssf/2018/04/cheetos_1.html

[marylandblue]

1. This sounds familiar. Are the owners 3 bears?

[dhill926]

2. this shit NEVER happens in my house...

dayum....

[CentralMass]

3. Note to self, pick up some Cheetos.

[Aristus]

4. Now, why can't I have a burglar like that?

[Blue_Tires]

5. Is there a word for being equally disgusted and aroused?

[Major Nikon]

6. Sounds like a homeless person, possibly mentally ill or drug addicted

Somewhat humorous, but also sad that someone would be in such a state.

[Laffy Kat]

7. Wasn't even Florida.

[Solly Mack]

8. Cheetos ain't cheap.

And sometimes you hafta sit, soak, and nosh.