Anyone want to bunk with a smelly dog

[TEB]

Geez the boog wreaks I’m like what did you pillage. That has your chocolate behind on the assault to destroy fresh air with boog farts, it is so bad my wife is threatening to go to spare bedroom. The boys exiled him to our room. I was taking a quick nap before work , my wife says I took him out before I came to bed.

[samnsara]

1. which end was offensive?

...just sniff his feet..bet they smell like fritos!

[TEB]

2. It's gas

And terrible I’m out back seeing if he can take a trump.

[Ohiogal]

3. "a trump"

LOL

[TEB]

4. A trump

A bowel movement a crap a shit a poo

[mbusby]

5. Feed him...

...rose petals.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Pics?

Would love to see your pupper!