For all of you who drink, smoke, swear, eat poorly...

[LuckyCharms]

gamble, are promiscuous, drive too fast and take too many chances...

I beg you to reconsider your life choices.

I don't want to see you go to hell.

Thank you in advance.

[Thomas Hurt]

1. you left out, that to prevent your damnation, you have to become a pod person of whatever flavor...

of religion is trying to save you.

[MontanaMama]

2. So do you have partake in all four

of those to go to hell? Can I choose two and still be okay?

[Lochloosa]

6. Two leads to three which leads to four.....

[TimeSnowDemos]

3. Sounds like

Hell is the better option then so.

[DetlefK]

4. Why would any of that condemn me to hell???

The Bible does not outlaw drinking or smoking or eating fat and sugar or holding hands with a one-armed bandit or f**king around or driving over the speed-limit or being a dick.

[OriginalGeek]

11. Judging by the bibley people I grew up with

I'd say it even encourages some of that. Particularly the being a dick one.

[BootinUp]

5. Cue AC/DC - I'm on the Highway

[LongTomH]

7. Well, then...........

[TexasBushwhacker]

8. But asking your followers for $54 Million

for a new private jet is a-okay.

[malthaussen]

9. I like GB Shaw's point in Man and Superman...

... that hell is where all the interesting people are.

Robert Bloch also explores that theme in "That Hell-Bound Train."

-- Mal

[Lil Missy]

10. These are the foundations of a successful life in this Country. Why do you hate America??

[Major Nikon]

12. You should update your list

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. Eight out of 26! Should it be 11 if I like immodest women, lesbians and whores?

[wonkwest]

14. Uh oh

I just got home and am drinking wine directly from the bottle, swore many times today at work, had 4 AM and morning sex, am vaping blueberry milk flavor, went 35 in a 25mph because I was eager for weekend, have a lottery ticket in my wallet, and I'm about to eat meatballs in a tortilla (but it's a low carb tortilla, so it's ok).

I feel like I've already made my choices.

The pertinent question is whether or not hell has a defrost feature.

[Stuart G]

15. How do you define.."hell"...many would say we are in "hell" right now..

What is your opinion on that?...Me...I don't know, this could be.."heaven and hell all at once..???