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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsToday I learned that my husband of almost 30 years
Did not know that you do not have to buy the entire bunch of bananas.
So, who is up for banana bread later in the week??
OnDoutside
(19,957 posts)Voltaire2
(13,042 posts)you eat in the store is free.
mitch96
(13,907 posts)I had a girlfriend that thought when you cook something you just throw everything together at once..... needless to say the food she cooked was atrocious...
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missingthebigdog
(1,233 posts)Had a minor panic attack when I ate some of the trail mix we had put in the cart. It was before computers were ubiquitous, at one of those grocery stores where you scooped the bulk product into a bag, weighed it, and marked it before you left the area.
I explained to him that there was no problem- we would pay for it at the register, it was already weighed, etc. Then I wandered down another aisle, and came back to find him munching away from a different bag.
I said, "what are you doing??"
He said, "You said it was okay! We are going to pay for it!"
It was birdseed. For my parrot.
probably fresher than the trail mix anyway!
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)If he did'nt know that then he probably does'nt know that at stores..USUALLY...theres racks under the display case w bananas ready to go out...most of which are greener and smaller and last longer than the ones left to rummage through on the viewing rack. I always pull the rack out underneath and get better/newer bananas. At 70 cents a pound (54 cents a pound when Obama was in office), you get bananas that last and aren't the size of a cucumber. imho.
Phentex
(16,334 posts)buy the loose green ones that people seem to pull off. For some odd reason, I end up buying bananas three at a time. On the rare occasion one gets overripe before it gets eaten, I put it in the freezer for a smoothie.
hlthe2b
(102,283 posts)Last edited Sun Jun 3, 2018, 09:09 PM - Edit history (1)
(i.e., you didn't have to go to the same bank location every time), that oranges had SECTIONS (apparently had never peeled one) and several other bizarre aspects of common life...
LOL. what can you say?
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,861 posts)looked at the calendar early one November, and said in a truly vexed tone of voice, "Thanksgiving is on a Thursday AGAIN this year?"
becca da bakkah
(426 posts).....similar every year. He would ask, when is Christmas this year? I'd say, December 25th. No, he'd say, I mean what day is it? I'd reply, Wednesday, Thursday...whatever it was that particular year. OK, and when is New Years? One week later. New Years is always one week after Christmas. Yes....but what DAY is that??
Every single freakin' year, for the 6 years we were together. I'd explain it to him, over and over, but it was always in one ear, and out the other!
OR.....
We'd be driving past a school zone, at 10 PM, and he would slow down to 25. I'd say you don't have to slow down, children aren't in school now. Besides, it says, "when children are present. Him: "does that mean present in the classroom?" Me: "Well, kids would hardly be present in the crosswalk at 10 PM". Him: Well, you never know"
Every. Single. Time.
Rorey
(8,445 posts)But thanks anyway.
TEB
(12,851 posts)grumpyduck
(6,240 posts)Hey, I'm one of them, but I'm totally behind this one:
Man leaves a note on the fridge for his wife. It says,
Honey, the Gyny Colleges called. Said your Pabst Beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer.
iwillalwayswonderwhy
(2,602 posts)A friend gave us directions to her house and my husband wrote them down, she said San Tomas, and my husband dutifully wrote Santa Moss.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Whether its true or not.
underpants
(182,823 posts)I think I equated them with coconuts for some reason.
Dream Girl
(5,111 posts)Me.
(35,454 posts)Here we just break off what we want making sure to keep stems intact for better ripening...this is at both Trader Joe's and a Fairway grocery store.
FuzzyRabbit
(1,967 posts)that when the electricity is out your toilet will still flush.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)In the country, when the electricity is out, you have no water and can't flush your toilet unless you pour water into the tank.
Oh - even in a town or city, if the electricity is out long enough, the water system may not be able to maintain pressure and there will not be water in the tank to flush the toilet.
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mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)you get 1 flush, without having to refill the tank. You cross your fingers and hope the power comes back on before you need to flush again.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Filled a big yard bucket full of water in our shower, next to the toilet, as well as several five gallon buckets. We made it through the outage from Irma but not the outage from Hermine the year before. Some friends got power back before we did and filled the yard bucket for us. They also lent us a generator, hooked up our refrigerator and freezer so we didn't lose any food, hooked up a window AC so we stayed comfortable, and took good care of us both weeks.
Kali
(55,011 posts)as long as the tank was full we were good, stove is gas and can light with a match (not the oven though, it has a modern "safe" igniter bar) so other than lights and keeping fridge/freezers closed outages weren't a big deal. heck I had a laptop and a cell modem then, could even play on the internets!
Me.
(35,454 posts)and the pumps stop working
rurallib
(62,416 posts)I would scare folks by taking both ends of the lead wire in my bare hands and pretend I was getting electrocuted.
Ohiogal
(32,002 posts)My husband thought cheesecake was cake with cheese in it. (like cheddar cheese).
rickford66
(5,523 posts)you still had money in the account. Yes ... they found out.
eppur_se_muova
(36,263 posts)rickford66
(5,523 posts)I actually the the girl out a few times and gave up because she was so vague. On the last date I had with her I asked someone else to take her home. The girl that fixed us up, told me about the check story after she got married.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,192 posts)Being his bookkeeper was not fun.
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)No, my husband bought a sports TV and they don't get that channel. (All he ever watches is sports and she thought those were the only channels you could get. I mean, even if her husband told her that, wouldn't you think????)
Danmel
(4,915 posts)Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)He snowed her a lot.
LeftInTX
(25,361 posts)Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)I never figured out if it was true love or that she let him think he was boss. I always got a kick out of their relationship.
Quite the marriage.
matt819
(10,749 posts)Danmel
(4,915 posts)He's actually very smart but doesn't do the shipping or cooking. Kind of like when George H.W. Bush was surprised by the scanners in the supermarket.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,343 posts)He also knew that over-ripe bananas, by some magic, turn into banana bread. Or banana nut bread.
We all know.
Count me in, I'll bring some Bourbon for the coffee.
NNadir
(33,523 posts)I get all things banana, banana pancakes, banana bread.
In fact, I knew my wife was receptive to being romanced by me when - in the time she and I were formally "just friends" - she made me banana cake for my birthday after I whined that one thing I really missed about my mother was that she made banana cake for my birthday.
She made me a special birthday dinner, presented me with a banana cake and, as a present, two tickets to see Dustin Hoffman as Willy Loman on Broadway.
I've been 35 years at buying too many bananas, and I still love bananas and the woman who has prepared so many wonderful treats with them.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)Put him on the ballot!
InAbLuEsTaTe
(24,122 posts)Freddie
(9,267 posts)Would get cash from the ATM, see the bank balance and "hey, we have a lot of $$!" and spend it. Did not grasp the concept of "checks that haven't cleared yet" or scheduled online payments that will happen before the next payday. He must have figured it out as years later they're still married.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,192 posts)I like bananas to be a bit green, so I pull them all apart and wrap each stem in a little plastic wrap. It buys me a day or 2.
pnwest
(3,266 posts)have to buy the whole bag of grapes.....
Kaleva
(36,307 posts)Who knows how many hands and how dirty they were digging in that bag. And one is expected to clean them by just rinsing them off with water?
I can at least wash other fruit such as apples with soap and water and then rinse them off.
MontanaMama
(23,319 posts)in a bowl of ice cold water and two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar. Jostle them in the water for a minute or two and rinse them. Easy peazy and youll have clean grapes.
Kaleva
(36,307 posts)northoftheborder
(7,572 posts)He was admonishing me for breaking off just what I need. They are sold by the pound here, not by the number!
Nay
(12,051 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,861 posts)The state magazine has a section called "One of our Fifty is Missing." Here's a link to some of the many anecdotes. https://www.newmexico.org/nmmagazine/articles/post/one-of-our-fifty-is-missing-feb-2014-84633/
Nay
(12,051 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,464 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,861 posts)If ever I tell someone I live in New Mexico, and they don't think they've heard of it, I'll ask, "What do you think keeps Arizona and Texas from crashing into each other?"
There are even stories of the Post Office or UPS thinking that New Mexico is a foreign country, which is truly appalling.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)llmart
(15,540 posts)baby carrots in the bag were a different variety of carrot that never got very big.
Brother Buzz
(36,440 posts)He grew up in rural California and was introduced to the banana around the turn of the last century; he probably never saw a yellow banana back in those days. He learned to nip the end off a black banana and squeeze the sweet fluid into his mouth, not unlike squeezing a toothpaste tube.
'She Who Must be Obeyed' tosses overripe bananas into the freezer, then pulls them out to make banana bread at her leisure, and my pleasure.
dembotoz
(16,806 posts)So ur husband is correct
And banana bread is wonderful
MissMillie
(38,559 posts)My guy bought a bunch of bananas last week. Thankfully, we managed to eat them all before they passed on us. (Made some banana pancakes, and that helped.)
Kali
(55,011 posts)I'm 50 miles from the border, who the hell buys a few limes? they should be sold by the pound. EVERY freaking time, they gotta count the limes. I don't buy less than 40 at a time. dumbasses!
they sell the damn watermelons by the piece, but not tiny little limes that you need dozens at a time.
Heidi
(58,237 posts)Question from a family member shortly after I moved here.