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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts) Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:25 PM Jun 2018

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Oh well, no "Jesus' message" for me!

Two guys at my door this morning. One asks if anyone in the house speaks Spanish.

I tell them no.

Other guy says that they are taking Jesus’ message to Spanish speaking people today, and asks if any of my neighbors speak Spanish.

I tell them that one neighbor speaks Iranian and his wife Vietnamese, another speaks Korean, and one Italian but none that I know speak Spanish.

They thank me and leave.

I kinda lied cause I do know some Spanish dirty words!

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Oh well, no "Jesus' message" for me! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 OP

Everyone knows there's no reaching you, brother Floyd. Glamrock Jun 2018 #1

I had on my deer stalker cap and wellies! Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #3

Haha Glamrock Jun 2018 #4

Okay! I didn't have the boots on! Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #7

So they can't communicate in tongues? Docreed2003 Jun 2018 #2

Heya Doc! Glamrock Jun 2018 #5

Home safe bro! Docreed2003 Jun 2018 #8

If they can, they're holding out! Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #6

Sounds a bit suspicious Major Nikon Jun 2018 #9

I wish my town's no-solicit laws applied to political canvassers as well. LanternWaste Jun 2018 #10

Unfortunately we have no such laws. On some days there is a constant barrage of Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #13

Because there are massive numbers of non-Christian Spanish speakers? TexasBushwhacker Jun 2018 #11

Could be. I didn't ask. Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #14

Undercover ICE? n/t Yavin4 Jun 2018 #12

Ah ha! Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #15

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)

1. Everyone knows there's no reaching you, brother Floyd.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:50 PM

Jun 2018

You answered the door naked again dintcha!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

3. I had on my deer stalker cap and wellies!

Reply to Glamrock (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:52 PM

Jun 2018

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)

4. Haha

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:53 PM

Jun 2018

Suuuure ya did.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

7. Okay! I didn't have the boots on!

Reply to Glamrock (Reply #4)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 05:02 PM

Jun 2018

Docreed2003

(16,864 posts)

2. So they can't communicate in tongues?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:51 PM

Jun 2018

Weird

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)

5. Heya Doc!

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #2)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:54 PM

Jun 2018

How was the trip? Home safe?

Docreed2003

(16,864 posts)

8. Home safe bro!

Reply to Glamrock (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 06:02 PM

Jun 2018

Appreciate it!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

6. If they can, they're holding out!

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #2)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 04:54 PM

Jun 2018

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

9. Sounds a bit suspicious

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2018, 08:45 PM

Jun 2018

Thankfully my town’s no-soliciting laws apply to the god botherers.

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)

10. I wish my town's no-solicit laws applied to political canvassers as well.

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 7, 2018, 02:16 PM

Jun 2018

I wish my town's no-solicit laws applied to political canvassers as well...

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

13. Unfortunately we have no such laws. On some days there is a constant barrage of

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 7, 2018, 03:54 PM

Jun 2018

canvassers, solicitors, and salespeople! 🤬

TexasBushwhacker

(20,202 posts)

11. Because there are massive numbers of non-Christian Spanish speakers?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jun 7, 2018, 02:58 PM

Jun 2018

I wonder if these guys are affiliated with one of those "Catholics aren't Christians" evangelical churches.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

14. Could be. I didn't ask.

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #11)

Thu Jun 7, 2018, 03:55 PM

Jun 2018

Yavin4

(35,442 posts)

12. Undercover ICE? n/t

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jun 7, 2018, 03:11 PM

Jun 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

15. Ah ha!

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #12)

Thu Jun 7, 2018, 03:56 PM

Jun 2018

Irritating Christian Evangelicals! 😏

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