Took my beautiful wife of 32 years out for breakfast date

[TEB]

Asked her if she wanted to make out in back seat After breakfast. I said I bought she laughed I said come on. Then we walked into sheetz to get milk. And twice as hard was playing by the black crowes. So we’re standing in checkout and I whispered in her ear clean as a whistle smelling like a rose and put my hand on her bottom . She says behave then I whisper you remember getting high listening to this she says stop. Got in the car she said smiling your 52 and your still a kid. Now we’re off to shop for ladies undergarments unmentionables. I’ll find away to have fun.

[Ohiogal]

1. You two !

[samnsara]

2. Hubby is driving me to the farmers market

He was eating a home made burrito while he was driving. He offered me a bite. I declined.

[Phoenix61]

3. I'm sure you will

Sounds like a great Sunday morning.

[Fla Dem]

4. OK, sometimes too much information.

But glad you and your wife still have a healthy, loving relationship.

[Dave Starsky]

5. ...

[procon]

6. TEB, you're a terrific role model and my kinda romantic guy!

You treasure your family and adore your wife, dote on the kids, work hard, write these endearing stories about living your upstanding life, and you love dogs. Those are rare and admirable character traits to be proud of and I thank you for sharing all these heartwarming vignettes with us.

[TEB]

11. Hey I'm far from upstanding

[mythology]

13. It's okay, lots of guys have that problem sometimes.

[KG]

7. uh, who's gonna be wearing these unmentionables? asking for a friend.

[TEB]

8. Boog the chocolate lab

[KG]

9. prolly look good on him....

[TEB]

10. He's cool

[elleng]

12. Well DIDya?

Been on the road; I just got 'home!'