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bif

(22,720 posts) Fri Jun 29, 2018, 03:39 PM Jun 2018

Heard any good jokes lately?

If so, post 'em. Seems like nobody tells jokes anymore.

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Heard any good jokes lately? (Original Post) bif Jun 2018 OP

So a border collie says to the sheep farmer, femmedem Jun 2018 #1

Nice one! bif Jul 2018 #6

Not really in the mood for jokes - I was just attacked by a couple of mimes. sl8 Jun 2018 #2

I heard you fought back and killed one of them. Aristus Jun 2018 #3

Nice! n/t sl8 Jun 2018 #5

No, but I have a quote I saw today hibbing Jun 2018 #4

femmedem

(8,203 posts)

1. So a border collie says to the sheep farmer,

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Jun 29, 2018, 03:43 PM

Jun 2018

"Here's your sheep. All thirty of them."

The farmer says to his border collie, "I only see twenty six."

His border collie replies, "I rounded them up."

bif

(22,720 posts)

6. Nice one!

Reply to femmedem (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:00 AM

Jul 2018

sl8

(13,787 posts)

2. Not really in the mood for jokes - I was just attacked by a couple of mimes.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Jun 29, 2018, 04:27 PM

Jun 2018

They did unspeakable things to me.

Aristus

(66,388 posts)

3. I heard you fought back and killed one of them.

Reply to sl8 (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 29, 2018, 04:42 PM

Jun 2018

In his honor, his colleagues are observing a moment of talking.

sl8

(13,787 posts)

5. Nice! n/t

Reply to Aristus (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 29, 2018, 04:49 PM

Jun 2018

hibbing

(10,098 posts)

4. No, but I have a quote I saw today

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Jun 29, 2018, 04:48 PM

Jun 2018

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down at you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal. Winston Churchill.

Peace

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