The DU Lounge

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts) Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:41 AM Jul 2018

I wonder how many idiots don't realize that this was the last weekend they would have all of

their appendages!

11 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

I wonder how many idiots don't realize that this was the last weekend they would have all of (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 OP

Stuff like this is why I NEVER bought PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2018 #1

I can't help but notice that there is only one gender featured.... Coventina Jul 2018 #2

These idiots kindly removing themselves from the DNA pool, Aristus Jul 2018 #3

Trumpsters for sure. Fla Dem Jul 2018 #4

Nominate for a Darwin award vlyons Jul 2018 #5

Dear Idiots, Solly Mack Jul 2018 #6

at least hes out of the gene pool for a bit samnsara Jul 2018 #8

Or forever. Solly Mack Jul 2018 #9

thank god i had all girls samnsara Jul 2018 #7

Sadly there is no sound. rsdsharp Jul 2018 #10

Didn't need sound. skypilot Jul 2018 #11

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,851 posts)

1. Stuff like this is why I NEVER bought

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:42 AM

Jul 2018

any kind of fireworks for my kids.

Coventina

(27,108 posts)

2. I can't help but notice that there is only one gender featured....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:44 AM

Jul 2018

I wonder why that is?

Aristus

(66,327 posts)

3. These idiots kindly removing themselves from the DNA pool,

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:47 AM

Jul 2018

are the reason we haven't regressed to blobfish yet.

Fla Dem

(23,654 posts)

4. Trumpsters for sure.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:48 AM

Jul 2018

vlyons

(10,252 posts)

5. Nominate for a Darwin award

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:58 AM

Jul 2018

Ya can't fix stupid

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)

6. Dear Idiots,

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:23 PM

Jul 2018

Your penis is not a rocket launcher.

I don't care what you were told - they lied.

P.S. They also faked it.

samnsara

(17,622 posts)

8. at least hes out of the gene pool for a bit

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:41 PM

Jul 2018

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)

9. Or forever.

Reply to samnsara (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:56 PM

Jul 2018

Depending on the damage done.

samnsara

(17,622 posts)

7. thank god i had all girls

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:33 PM

Jul 2018

rsdsharp

(9,168 posts)

10. Sadly there is no sound.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jul 3, 2018, 11:32 AM

Jul 2018

Each of these incidents likely began with the same phrase: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

skypilot

(8,853 posts)

11. Didn't need sound.

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #10)

Tue Jul 3, 2018, 03:07 PM

Jul 2018

I provided my own laugh track. Idiots.

Reply to this discussion