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mac56

(17,567 posts) Mon Jul 2, 2018, 03:27 PM Jul 2018

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My new answering machine message

"Hello, you've reached mac56's phone. I'm not able to take your call right now. But when you hear the tone, please leave your entire life history in excruciating detail, being sure to not leave a single thing out. If you are aware of pre-natal memories, please include them too. Thanks."

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My new answering machine message (Original Post) mac56 Jul 2018 OP

Mine is: Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 #1

"How may I disconnect your call today?" mac56 Jul 2018 #2

Hi this is ****** vlyons Jul 2018 #3

Someone we know had shraby Jul 2018 #4

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

1. Mine is:

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 03:31 PM

Jul 2018

“At the sound of the tone, hang up and don’t call again!”

mac56

(17,567 posts)

2. "How may I disconnect your call today?"

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 03:34 PM

Jul 2018

vlyons

(10,252 posts)

3. Hi this is ******

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 03:40 PM

Jul 2018

If you voted for Trump, or ever voted for any Republican at any time, hang up and don't call back. I don't waste my time talking to assholes.

shraby

(21,946 posts)

4. Someone we know had

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 04:07 PM

Jul 2018

This is Richard Nixon. Leave a message and I promise not to erase it.

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