Just because I bought something from you, doesn't mean

[edhopper]

I want to be your best friend.

Don't you hate when you buy something online and then that place starts sending you daily emails.

Hey I wanted a coffee maker, not a relationship.




Yeah I unsubscribe, but not until I get the order.

[struggle4progress]

1. Me send order. Them sends wrong stuffs. Me say youse send wrong stuffs.

Them say youse send back and we refund when we is get return and if youse want right stuffs youse just be reordering. Me say I is send back and me repack and send back. Before them get return and before refund price and return cost, them is all how'd is we did, how'd is we did?

[edhopper]

4. Oh God

I hate the fucking begging for surveys and reviews.

I gave you fucking money for your shit, I don't need to do work for it.

What dialect is that? Jar Jar Binks?

[True Dough]

2. Just because you created this thread

it doesn't mean you wanted me to post in it. But here I am, edhopper. I'm your new best friend!




P.S. I agree with your OP. I have "unsubscribed" to many a marketing email after completing a transaction with various companies.

[edhopper]

6. And I love Amazon asking me

if I am interested in a product because I just bought one like it.

Hey I already got one, why the fuck do i need another?

[FSogol]

3. The worst is when you buy something and you get the message, "we need human help answering

this question about the product you recently purchased."

Oh yeah? Hire a human.

[jberryhill]

5. Can you spare a moment to give us some feedback on these replies?

[edhopper]

8. Only if it is in survey form.

[jberryhill]

10. It has to pop up on the screen at random and not let you do what you were there to do

[SkatmanRoth]

7. Never sell your old car to anybody you know

If the car breaks, they will blame you for selling them a lemon.

If you know how to fix cars, they will be over at your house constantly wanting you to fix it for free.

I would donate my vehicle to NPR before I would sell it to a friend.

[edhopper]

9. Just don't give it to Kars for Kids

it's a scam.

[csziggy]

12. Same for old computers

For several years we were rebuilding old computers and giving them away to people who could not afford to buy one. Most of the old computers had belonged to family members who had upgraded but didn't want to trash their old mostly functional computers. I didn't mind a few requests for repairs, but when one of my husband's friends expected us to also provide paper and ink for the printer we'd thrown in I quit working with the old computers completely.

It was great experience while it lasted. I learned to build my own computers and do my own tech support, but I have moved on from there.

[ailsagirl]

11. That's never happened to me, thank heaven!

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Bill Maher talked about that this week, he said he suspects these "friends" only want his money.