I came to realize as a child the only reason I had a middle name was so I'd know

[Floyd R. Turbo]

when I was in deep shit!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Yep. When they called you by your full name you knew you were in trouble.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Big trouble! 😢

[Wwcd]

2. K & R

K & R to Floyd R. Turbo

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. You are too kind!

[redstatebluegirl]

3. Me too, once my mom got to the middle name, I was holding my backside for protection.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Ain't it the truth! 😢

[Arkansas Granny]

4. When we were young, my sister thought one of our childhood friends had the middle name of "Dammit".

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. Oh how I remember

having a similiar friend.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Had more than one! 😢

[Wwcd]

10. LOL.....sad but true

My whole childhood, I thought Josh's name was spelled with a G.

[csziggy]

13. Better than "Dammit" being the first name!

[IcyPeas]

11. well I just learned

who Floyd R. Turbo is. I was watching an old Johnny Carson and there you were. LOL

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. American!