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Last edited Fri Jul 6, 2018, 02:18 AM - Edit history (1)
A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.
Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors.
When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
"You mean J.C?", responds the alien.
"yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".
Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"
The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"
The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,841 posts)Even though I'm a non believer, there certainly is something to this.
braddy
(3,585 posts)1 Peter 1:19-20 He paid for you with the precious lifeblood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose Him for this purpose long before the world began, but now in these final days, He was sent to the earth for all to see. And He did this for you.
Fixed the title so that no one else reads into it more than what it is.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)how those peace-loving aliens were living that they didn't need that service...
braddy
(3,585 posts)Maraya1969
(22,474 posts)quickesst
(6,280 posts)... humor at its best.
bif
(22,697 posts)Thanks for sharing.