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quickesst

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Thu Jul 5, 2018, 11:35 PM Jul 2018

A little joke, and just a joke. No more. No less

Last edited Fri Jul 6, 2018, 02:18 AM - Edit history (1)

A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.
Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors.
When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
"You mean J.C?", responds the alien.
"yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".
Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"
The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"
The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"

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A little joke, and just a joke. No more. No less (Original Post) quickesst Jul 2018 OP
Nice. PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2018 #1
Christ dying was the fulfillment of his purpose for being born. braddy Jul 2018 #2
There quickesst Jul 2018 #3
Well now I wonder OriginalGeek Jul 2018 #9
The joke is a joke, the aliens aren't real. braddy Jul 2018 #10
That was funny! Maraya1969 Jul 2018 #4
A little dry, and a little twist... quickesst Jul 2018 #5
Good one! bif Jul 2018 #6
You're welcome quickesst Jul 2018 #7
Now that's funny! Iggo Jul 2018 #8
Nailed it! kairos12 Jul 2018 #11
! rurallib Jul 2018 #12
 

braddy

(3,585 posts)
2. Christ dying was the fulfillment of his purpose for being born.
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 12:51 AM
Jul 2018

1 Peter 1:19-20 – “He paid for you with the precious lifeblood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose Him for this purpose long before the world began, but now in these final days, He was sent to the earth for all to see. And He did this for you.”

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