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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA limerick for Tr**p - from a friend.
While tearing off a game of golf
I may grab the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
'Cause my heart belongs to Vladdy
Spread it far and wide.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)There once was a man called Trump,
who was the greatest of chumps.
He thought himself the Greatest of All,
but set himself up for a fall,
when it was shown how he had no class
by constantly kissing Russian ass.
calimary
(80,693 posts)More, please!
Freddie
(9,231 posts)Tacos are enjoyable
Don't blame immigrants
Because you're unemployable
Chipper Chat
(9,634 posts)There once was a man named Trump
Who liked to stacked blond women hump.
Over 100 thousand he paid them
To be silent once he had laid them
Can we all just agree he's a frump.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Marilyn Monroe sang a famous version of the song...
"While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
'Cause my heart belongs to daddy"
But Vladdy works well too!
DFW
(54,049 posts)Americas great now, he screamed
As all his supporters got creamed
But cheers turned to sobs
When they all lost their jobs
And MAGA was not what it seemed