Seems legit

[gratuitous]

I got this e-mail this afternoon from Mrs.Susan Edward <[e-mail] dot com>. Whaddya think, DUers? Should I send Mrs.Susan Edward the information she's looking for? I certainly don't want to get scammed!

Dear Beneficiary:

This is to bring to your notice that I am a delegate from the
Asia nations to The IMF (International Monetary Fund) UNITED
NATION Regional payment Office to pay 827 scam victims
$1.200,000.00 USD (One Million,Two Million Dollars only) each.
You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the
scammed victims to be paid this amount,get back to me as soon as
possible for the immediate payments of your $1.200,000.00USD
compensations funds.On this faithful recommendations, I want you
to know that during the last ASIA NATION. meetings held at UNITED
NATION, it was alarmed so much by the world in the meetings on
the lost of funds by various individual to scam artist operating
in syndicates all over the world today.

In other to compensate these victims, the U.N Body is now paying
827 victims of this operations $1.200,000.00 USD each in
accordance with the U.N.recommendations. Due to the corrupt and
in-efficient Banking Systems in Asia, the payments are to be paid
by UN officials sitting at IMF(International Monetary Fund) U.N
Payment Office as corresponding payment center under funding
assistance by United Nation body. According to the number of
applicants at hand, 284 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the
victims are from the United States, and we still have more 543
left to be paid the compensations of $1.200,000.00 USD each.

Yours particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was
arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are
hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him
for any reason what so ever as the U.S. Secret service is already
on trace of the other criminals. So keep it secret till they are
all apprehended.Other victims who have not been Contacted can
submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible
consideration.

At this point you are advise to contact the our authorized
payment unit in charge to enable them commence with the delivery
of your funds immediately with the information below:

NAME.......
ADDRESS...........
TEL.............
DATE OF BIRTH .....
COUNTRY..........
SEX.............
OCCUPATION.......

HSBC BANK Representative: Mr.Mark Moore
Email:markmoore00161@outlook dot com

Please you are advice to stop any communication with any person
or Body that you are currently paying money to due to transaction
which you have online with the person.Please let us know right
now via email or telephone your present dealing online, so we can
help you verify the authenticity of the transaction which you are
presently involved in, so you don't get scammed. Please also send
me prof of payment in any previous scam.If you still have
any,(optional). I shall feed you with further modalities as soon
as I hear from you.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Susan Edward.
United Nation Representative

[leftieNanner]

1. Totally Legit!

Why don't you forward it to Donnie Two Scoops. He should get in on this deal too!

I understand that Mrs. Susan Edward is actually married to a Nigerian Prince.

[yonder]

2. What you got to lost?

Cooperates with Mrs.Susie if known to you good becomes.

[gratuitous]

4. She IS a United Nation Representative

It might take a while for me to assemble my "prof of payment in any previous scam."

Really falls apart in that last paragraph, doesn't it?

[yonder]

5. Yep. I want to know what being fed with further modalities tastes like.

15 years ago or so, I played one of these email scams out for several cycles on an AOL junk account. The hook was something to do with the Princess dying in an aviation accident, and her dowry being tied up in another country. Whoever I was dealing with slowly got angrier and more aggressive. The guy finally wised up and told me to F.O. It was fun for a couple of cycles but I just don't have the mean streak to have carried it too far.

[Frustratedlady]

3. Susan is getting up there. I got emails from her in 1999.

So generous and friendly.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

6. My take

NAME....... Frank
ADDRESS........... Sir or Mister
TEL............. Yes but it's a cell
DATE OF BIRTH ..... Long ago in a town not so far away
COUNTRY.......... Nah, in the city
SEX............. by all means
OCCUPATION....... annoying scammers needing an ESL course

[gratuitous]

7. That may be too much info

I inadvertently deleted the e-mail. Darnie!

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

8. I got a call from the "IRS"

After horsing around for 20 minutes, I suggested they contact my banker in Nigeria who's waiting to send a check for 3.7 million USD and have him take care of the tax. Those rude "IRS" guys just hung up!