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Al-Qaeda has a statement on the events in Helsinki (satire)
Link to tweet
Inspired by President Putin’s generous offer to assist with the investigation into Russian election meddling, I would just like to say that Al-Qaeda would be happy to help with any aviation security issues that you may be having.
Really, it’s no trouble at all.