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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:44 PM Jul 2018

Lowes is making it far too easy for serial killers

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Lowes is making it far too easy for serial killers (Original Post) Major Nikon Jul 2018 OP

Heh! FSogol Jul 2018 #1

Do they need to "Cube" their victims before storage? ThoughtCriminal Jul 2018 #2

Band saw. But get a face shield. Lochloosa Jul 2018 #3

otherwise a guy would have to sit there and do all sorts of calculations rurallib Jul 2018 #4

I see you're a big Evil Genius fan Renew Deal Jul 2018 #5

Unlike Amazon mercuryblues Jul 2018 #6

When Siri was first released crazycatlady Jul 2018 #7

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Staph Jul 2018 #8

Ill let my kid see this one MFM008 Jul 2018 #9

Serial killers will luv that "Lock for peace of mind" feature! Kaleva Jul 2018 #10

FSogol

(45,473 posts)

1. Heh!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:52 PM

Jul 2018

ThoughtCriminal

(14,047 posts)

2. Do they need to "Cube" their victims before storage?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:58 PM

Jul 2018

Does Lowes sell the hardware to do that?

oooo.. "Lock for peace of mind" and "Easy to clean". That's are good features.

Lochloosa

(16,063 posts)

3. Band saw. But get a face shield.

Reply to ThoughtCriminal (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:09 PM

Jul 2018

rurallib

(62,406 posts)

4. otherwise a guy would have to sit there and do all sorts of calculations

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:09 PM

Jul 2018

what a great service.

Renew Deal

(81,853 posts)

5. I see you're a big Evil Genius fan

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:14 PM

Jul 2018

mercuryblues

(14,530 posts)

6. Unlike Amazon

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:16 PM

Jul 2018

When you order a chainsaw they suggest duct tape, zip ties and a fish knife.

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)

7. When Siri was first released

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:33 PM

Jul 2018

I had an intern wait in line for the latest model phone. In the office we messed with her and asked "Siri, where can I hide a body?"

She gave directions to Home Depot. Perhaps Lowe's was a better choice for serial killers.

Staph

(6,251 posts)

8. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:35 PM

Jul 2018

I really needed that!

MFM008

(19,804 posts)

9. Ill let my kid see this one

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:37 PM

Jul 2018

He works at Lowes.

Kaleva

(36,294 posts)

10. Serial killers will luv that "Lock for peace of mind" feature!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:50 PM

Jul 2018

No need to worry about victims getting out of the freezer and escaping.

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