So are guys the only ones who can do all these?

[bif]

Take the trash out.
Empty the dehumidifier.
Cut the lawn.
Fill the ice trays.

Just curious. Not complaining, mind you.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Don't forget:

Leave the toilet seat up.

[Major Nikon]

3. Write your name in the snow

[bif]

12. I live with three women. Nuff said.

[applegrove]

2. I mowed my parent's lawn for a decade and I'm female. The worst was

when my sister was getting married and we had guests coming and the weed walker went caput. I went around the edge of the large intricate garden with scissors I kid you not. Took me hours.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I am also female and I did all of the above tasks.

One thing I did not do is leave the toilet seat up.

[Ohiogal]

5. I live in a house with 3 men, used to be 4

None of them ever learned how to perform that complicated task of putting the roll of toilet paper ON the spindle! All of them college graduates! LOL

[Iggo]

35. Relevant video.

[sl8]

36. Part 2:

Part 2 starts at ~ 0.17.

[demmiblue]

6. Um, no. n/t

[TomSlick]

7. Herself mows the yard at least as much as I.

[elleng]

8. no

[sinkingfeeling]

9. I don't think so since I've been doing all of them for 50 years.

[matt819]

10. And rodent removal

And it appears that the answer to your question is yes.

[bif]

13. I remove the dead mice too. Forgot about about that.

[Duppers]

31. One of my dogs ate a whole baby squirrel last week.

He threw it up on the living room carpeting - full squirrel, tail and all. Who had to clean it up? Not him!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. Rodent removal is the cats' job in my house.

And they're pretty good at it, except that sometimes they leave bits of feet or tails for me to get rid of.

[matt819]

28. We don't usually have mice in the house

But we gave lots of mice in the field. They catch and kill and leave tribute on the walkway.

[procon]

11. Welcome to 2018.

If you're a guy you need to be competitive with today's woman.

Can you cook?
Do you know how to grocery shop?
Do the laundry?
Can you clean the toilet?
Do you know how to sort the trash for recyclables?
What common household cleaners should never be mixed together?
Take the kids to the pediatrician for their shots?
What about dirty diapers and snot bubbles?
Do you walk the pooch and clean the kitty's litter box?
Can you unjam the vacuum?
Can you do a French braid?
What size bustier would you buy at the lingerie store?
Do you know how to repair a hem and sew on a button?
Do you know the recipe for paper mache and how to make a volcano?

[demmiblue]

14. Well, he is an equal opportunity underwear shopper, so there's that.

[bif]

15. You remembered!

[DiverDave]

17. Everything but the french braid

I imagine I would have learned that, if we had a girl.
2 boys. They never asked me. Would have done it, too.

[bif]

23. I do/did almost all of these.

My daughters are grown now. And I do most of the cooking.

[LuckyCharms]

16. Fart the complete "Stairway to Heaven" on command.

[Brother Buzz]

18. Never, ever fill the ice trays with the dehumidifier water.

[csziggy]

19. I used to do all the mowing on my farm

Anything that could not be mowed with the tractor and bush hog didn't get mowed. Unfortunately, I lost my tractor privileges when I wore through the meniscus on my left knee due to the stiff clutch on that tractor.

Since when I was able I would rather shovel horse manure than clean house, my husband used to be the one who emptied the trash. He also hauls it to the dump. With our long driveway by the time the trash is loaded in the truck, why not just haul it away and skip paying Waste Management their high fees?

Our air handling system drains the humidity out automatically, so that has never been a chore in our house. And we've always had an automatic ice maker, so neither is that.

I cook, my husband does dishes. I manage the household finances, he does the laundry. We have a very nice system of splitting up chores. On the other hand, neither of us likes to sweep, vacuum, or mop. I got a robotic vacuum but clearing cords and other hazards out of its way is more work, so it's been idle for a year.

My husband is definitely in charge of removing spiders from the house, though that is only when they get too big for my comfort.

[Aristus]

20. I kill the spiders. Or more often, capture them and put them outside.

Spiders are our friends!

[Duppers]

32. Thanks, me too.

Except for the black widows I have come across. Too risky.

[GoneOffShore]

21. OK - so, here's what I do for Mrs GoS

Cook
Do the laundry
Iron shirts, blouses, sheets, pillow cases, etc.
Capture spiders
Drive anywhere on the motorways and single track roads
Be the IT person

She does the dishes, but not the pots and knives
Makes the beds, but doesn't put the duvet in the covers
Takes out the trash
Kills big moths - they skeeve me
Picks up dog poo when we dog sit

We have no lawn or dehumidifer(but emptying would be my job)
We buy bags of ice - tiny refrigerator

[Laffy Kat]

33. The telling part is the ...I do these things "for" Mrs. GOS...

Was she born with a stamp on her head that said "Cook, laundress, pressor"? No? Then these are chores you attribute to her gender. Houses are a community. Everyone is in charge of everything. You can divide chores as you want, but you're not doing them "for" her, you're doing the for the your living space.

[GoneOffShore]

34. OFFS - I don't have time to play word parsing games.

The things I specified are things that she asks/tells me to do and that I do a whole lot better than she does.

[Solly Mack]

22. Wish my list was that short

[Kaleva]

24. Add cleaning menses and hair out of the bathtub drain strainer to the list

I shared a house with three women when I was in college and for some reason it was my job to do the task 'cause all the women were too grossed out to do it.

[mainer]

25. They can but they don't

And therein lies the problem.

[Shrike47]

27. I can fill ice cube trays, so that gives Mr. Shrike47 a little break.

[Kali]

29. dig ditches and holes

that is about the only chore I really can't/don't/won't do

[Duppers]

30. I do all of those on a regular basis...

With the exception of cutting the grass, which I have done many times.

Clean commodes? Not once. He's not once cleaned a commode or changed a poop diaper.

[fleur-de-lisa]

37. I perform all of those tasks at my house plus a whole hell of a lot more.

I am a woman.

What's your point?