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mac56

(17,565 posts) Wed Jul 18, 2018, 04:01 PM Jul 2018

A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up, and his jaw drops. "Wow!" he exclaims. "In nearly thirty years of tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get for you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. (Original Post) mac56 Jul 2018 OP

... Ferrets are Cool Jul 2018 #1

Corny..but good! red dog 1 Jul 2018 #2

Shame on you ! magicarpet Jul 2018 #3

hahahah! ploppy Jul 2018 #4

so if I remember words that distinguish a region that weasel rurallib Jul 2018 #5

Ferrets are Cool

(21,104 posts)

1. ...

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Wed Jul 18, 2018, 04:08 PM

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red dog 1

(27,783 posts)

2. Corny..but good!

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Wed Jul 18, 2018, 05:29 PM

Jul 2018

magicarpet

(14,124 posts)

3. Shame on you !

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Wed Jul 18, 2018, 05:37 PM

Jul 2018

ploppy

(2,162 posts)

4. hahahah!

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 07:22 PM

Jul 2018

I love corny jokes.

rurallib

(62,387 posts)

5. so if I remember words that distinguish a region that weasel

Reply to mac56 (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 09:28 PM

Jul 2018

would be a midwestern weasel. A southern weasel would ask for a "coke-cola" and anywhere else would ask for a sody or soda.

oh - wait it's a joke - I get it now.

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